this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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