I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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