We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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