dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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