She said her name was "party"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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