Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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