Ambien. No doubt about it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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