Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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