Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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