break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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