I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
