my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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