threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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