no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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