Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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