Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
this hospital has no fireball
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
