North Korea, Best Korea!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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