She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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