dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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