everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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