are you still at the devil's house?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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