Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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