Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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