But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Life is so much better after having sex.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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