thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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