I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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