Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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