brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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