She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
is it fun? or sober?
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