You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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