Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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