how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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