Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
there is glitter all over my balls
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