I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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