How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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