Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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