ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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