I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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