just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
