Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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