Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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