Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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