What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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