champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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