If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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