Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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