Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
