does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
he just fucked me for my cheese..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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