I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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