i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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