let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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