Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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