Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she pinky promised me she was 18
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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