it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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