Do you still have your period?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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