Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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