I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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