Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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